It was a fantastical day for orange lovers around
the world, as Rupo released a range of unisex full body suits, ‘for the
discerning modern day redhead’. His spokesperson had this to say about the
line:
“Finally, there is no need for pale skinned
orange haired men and women to fear the sun. Our mighty, vengeful ruler, our
father, the Original redhead, the redhead who all other redhead have been
created in the image of, has created the ingenious Red Death Suit. The sun will no
longer force us to hide in our caves during the day, only to venture outdoors at night, lest we turn to stone. We now have the means to overthrow the disgusting non-reds and claim out rightful place as
the master race.”
No news yet as to where Kate fits into
Grinto’s Master Plan. Czech out the line's key look below, and let us know
what you think: red heads, our new despotic overlords, or just
another fashion fox pass?
Red-y to be enslaved? lol. |
We love you, O’
Mighty King, He Whose Locks Burn Like A Flaming Crown Upon His Head.
Rupo: A Man With A Plan. #youcanseethehateinhiseyes |
In other news, the Olsen Twins were
underwhelmed. Big deal, Twins. What color is your hair? The color of pee,
that’s what.
See you later R-Gaggers. What have you ever done for us, anyway? Nothing, that's what.
I've checked this site daily since it was created, and you've finally updated it....
ReplyDeleteWell, IT IS GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY!! :)
Dear Caitlin,
ReplyDeleteYou have always been our greatest fan and we want to thank you by sending you a free RUPO GRINTO T-shirt.
Send your mailing address and size to rupogrinto@hotmail.com and we will send you one. If you would like to also clarify your gender that would be lovely. This is the internet after all, and nothing is certain.
xoxo RUPO GRINTO