Rupert Grint lineage DISCOVERED D:

Following a bout of Y Chromosome disease- including Wolfbane Hairy Face Syndrome, (see Post Rupo Goes Lupo), the dark depths of Rupert Grint's ancestry have been brought forth, into the public eye. Our highly efficient, although xenophobic North Korean Correspondent, Green Leaf, created a Family Tree, for those of you who enjoy Gagging on R.

A Comparison of the Reds

• Lindsay LowHand's hair has been dyed twice. It then dyed of shock (in relation to her bad behaviour) and retained its fresh brown colour. Mmmm.

Rutilae comae frigidus.

According to urban legend, Rupo has been losing his ability to see in the dark, due to his fear and therefore refusal to eat carrots.
The great Grinto was quoted to have said in a press release:

"Carrots are people too!".



The Great Grinto was then seen wearing this ludicrous costume, to display his allegiance to the CFUK (Carrot Foundation of the United Kingdom).

So will we finally get the message and do the right thing? I hope so.

This is our North Korean Correspondent,

Green Leaf

You Know You Love Rupo xoxo RGag

Rupo Grinto Fun FACT #1, #2 and #3

1. The creation of Little Red Riding Hood (formerly 'Little Red Shining Lord") was inspired by Rupo's inability to follow the forest path due to his curious and whimsical nature.
2. Following his rise to red hot fame, ladybugs worldwide decided to turn that fiery hue, consequently increasing the number of appearances in small children's artwork.
3. Rupo may just be the illusive secret 6th member of the band "Little Red".

Rupert Grint: a muse, an inspiration, a musician

オンライン新聞。

こんにちは読者を'R-ギャグ'！
あなたは健康ですか？この重要な話をお読みください。
今日、日本の試験を完了した後、'ルパート'は彼の髪を茶色に染めていることを発見してびっくりした。何が悪いニュース！
後でニュースをもっと読む！
Sariiから

Let that dream fly, Advocate for Redhead Rights

Even as a child, Rupert wasn't afraid to match his accessories with his hair.

Rupert Grint: An Accessoriser

A Poem, for Ol' Ginger

Red
Ugly
Priceless
Enigmatic
Ridiculously pasty
Tanned- NOT!
Ginger
Righteously ginger
In love
Not normal skin colour pigment
Transvestite (You Heard It First At Rupert Grint: not just a pretty face.)

Yummy Face Cake ^_^

Stay Red and Don't DYE

Get It? GET IT (In Regards to Title).


*Breaking News!!*
Rupert Grint has just announced that he is not suffering from Wolfbane Hairy Face Syndrome (Did Someone Say Misinformation? http://au.todaytonight.yahoo.com/). The remarkable revelation occurred when he had a shower, only to realise that the excessive amounts of 'hair' where the result of orange lint (from Ginger Pride Day jumper) stuck onto his pasty body by glue. In celebration, the R Gaggers baked him a red velvet face cake, which filled our stomachs and our hearts with gingery goodness.

Love the R Gaggers Team.

Rupo goes Lupo

Rupert Grint has been diagnosed with Lupos Midracius, better known has Wolfbane Hairy Face Synodrome, a disease we know well (did someone say hairy? http://blog.mommypr.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/grinch.jpg) as one of out Team Gaggers suffers from class two of the disease. Better than having tennis elbow, which is pretty humerus. Get it, GET IT? Grint released the following statement:

"I'm making the best out of this situation. I am now more ginger than ever, more ginger than a ginger tree in a ginger pig season. I hope to continue my Ginger Activist Campaign, encouraging red heads worldwide to flaunt their inability to fake tan without bursting into flames. Yes even FAKE tanning causes combustion."

Rupert Grint: A Giver. 

A Haiku

Rupert Grint you are so sweet
I love your hair
So red so stawberry red. Love

Rupert Grint - the next sheen?

Advertising sheeny shiny hair, is Grinto the next to walk down the path of cokebrick road? GET IT?
Rupert was recently evicted from "I'm a redhead celebrity - GET ME OUT OF HERE" as due to his lack of melanin, he was unable to withstand UV rays that the contestants were subjected to. Thus being evicted by 'loyal' team mates. Morgan Freeman went on to win the show. This was seen as a scandal, Morgan Freeman being of Scottish descent, however the show released a statement stating "The show's not about the colour of one's hair. It is about the red hot passion of survival."
Here at R-Gag, we support Rupert in his super hot red rage. He should have won.

We'll post a photo later.
TTFN fellow R-Gaggers

Rupert Grint... Flames of glory

Today, coincidentally the first day of our blog, Rupert became the leading man for the Pantene 'Flames of Glory' campaign. One of our team overheard Rupert conversing to his mother (whom later received a gift basket from pantene) that "I was flaming inside as I posed for the camera, ma. And no, let's have lunch hair. GET IT? GET IT?". The young star is obviously excited due to the scarlett pigment infiltrating his inception. No redheads in that movie. [Did someone say passive aggressive? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/]

Cheers yeah?
Love from all of the team at R-Gag