Slack Blogging at RGag

Fellow RGaggers,

Any slack blogging that has occurred in recent time is due to the Queen disallowing any media traffic which may distract interest from the Royal Wedding. Which is rather a shame as Rupo was a distinguished guest at the event. We will post a photo of Rupo in his morning dress soon!

xoxox RGag.

D: Finally! You can contact RUPO GRINTO too!

Greetings fellow R-Gaggers,

Perhaps in the midst of reading our completely true (and let's be honest, quite cholangiocholecystocholedochectomy at times) archive of Rupo Grinto documents you have thought

WOW, wish I had personal contact with Rupo like these coolo reporters.

Well now you can.

Just send an email to rupogrinto@gmail.com (he likes to keep it real with 'common people email databases') and he will reply in due course.

You heard it here first,

xoxo The rather stylish R-Gag team

Ps. The best ones will be published on this very site!

A Poem - from Rupo's perspective

If I was a Rupo growing red and free
All I'd want is to find some shade for me
If I get too burnt, I'll fizzle and fry
And I don't much want to die

If I was a Rupo with my hair so red
I'd want everybody to love my head
If I got it dyed everyone would cry
And then I'd be a cloud without a sky

If I was a Rupo with my hair turned grey
I'd want somebody to dye my head of hay
If it went white I'd end my life
And I'd never have the chance to find me a wife

All I want is red will you dye with me?
Change your hair to this colour and I'll be smiley.

A Fiery Debate

The following is a fiery debate concerning the seemingly easy decision as to subject matter of RGag. It's not easy. You try covering Rupo Grinto's increasingly hectic and talented life.
For the purpose of anonymity and utter dullness for the reader (whom is obviously tearing their redlicious locks out trying to figure out the real identities of the RGag team members), we have used their very top-secret code names.

MP: I suppose we could run a post on his involvement in that new movie? Whatsamacallit?
GL: Let's just copy and paste his head on a toothpaste tube and convince Kolegate to pay us commission.
MP: Probably a wise strategy.
GL: Did you feed Ronelda? [GL is referring to a cat which RGag bought in an attempt to decorate HQ. The cat was originally named Ron and then became Ronelda upon discovering its amazing ability to complete two tasks at once]

END OF TRANSCRIPTION

Little Ronelda being as cute as ever! As you've probably guessed she acted as scribe for the above transcript.

Rupo Grinto - Can he succeed in more than one generic role?

R-Gaggers will be shocked to discover that many tasteless and completely untrue blogs (much unlike this one) have accused Rupo Grinto of only being able to succeed in one generic role.

In Parry Hotter and in BerryComb Rupo plays a mischievous red haired young man whom competes for the love of an equally misguided, monosyllabic adolescent.

Come on Rupes! Don't be a Michael Cera!

(Here at RGag, we dismiss these allegations as absolute rubbish. Did someone say rubbish? http://www.drphil.com/)

Prof Rupert Grint

All of us R. Gaggers would like to congratulate Rupo Grinto for his graduation from Brown University's sister school, Red.

Grint has concluded his time at Red with a major in the Philosophy of Ginger Hair, and Why People Hate it So Much, and a minor in How to Achieve Emma Watson's Love. His tireless attempts at self-betterment via education has inspired us R. Gaggers, as well as evoke an unhealthy besottment with his flaming orange locks.

Until next time, all you Jennies from the block.

Rupert Grint: A Scholar

Rupert Grint lineage DISCOVERED D:

Following a bout of Y Chromosome disease- including Wolfbane Hairy Face Syndrome, (see Post Rupo Goes Lupo), the dark depths of Rupert Grint's ancestry have been brought forth, into the public eye. Our highly efficient, although xenophobic North Korean Correspondent, Green Leaf, created a Family Tree, for those of you who enjoy Gagging on R.

A Comparison of the Reds

• Lindsay LowHand's hair has been dyed twice. It then dyed of shock (in relation to her bad behaviour) and retained its fresh brown colour. Mmmm.

Rutilae comae frigidus.

According to urban legend, Rupo has been losing his ability to see in the dark, due to his fear and therefore refusal to eat carrots.
The great Grinto was quoted to have said in a press release:

"Carrots are people too!".



The Great Grinto was then seen wearing this ludicrous costume, to display his allegiance to the CFUK (Carrot Foundation of the United Kingdom).

So will we finally get the message and do the right thing? I hope so.

This is our North Korean Correspondent,

Green Leaf

You Know You Love Rupo xoxo RGag

Rupo Grinto Fun FACT #1, #2 and #3

1. The creation of Little Red Riding Hood (formerly 'Little Red Shining Lord") was inspired by Rupo's inability to follow the forest path due to his curious and whimsical nature.
2. Following his rise to red hot fame, ladybugs worldwide decided to turn that fiery hue, consequently increasing the number of appearances in small children's artwork.
3. Rupo may just be the illusive secret 6th member of the band "Little Red".

Rupert Grint: a muse, an inspiration, a musician

オンライン新聞。

こんにちは読者を'R-ギャグ'！
あなたは健康ですか？この重要な話をお読みください。
今日、日本の試験を完了した後、'ルパート'は彼の髪を茶色に染めていることを発見してびっくりした。何が悪いニュース！
後でニュースをもっと読む！
Sariiから

Let that dream fly, Advocate for Redhead Rights

Even as a child, Rupert wasn't afraid to match his accessories with his hair.

Rupert Grint: An Accessoriser

A Poem, for Ol' Ginger

Red
Ugly
Priceless
Enigmatic
Ridiculously pasty
Tanned- NOT!
Ginger
Righteously ginger
In love
Not normal skin colour pigment
Transvestite (You Heard It First At Rupert Grint: not just a pretty face.)

Yummy Face Cake ^_^

Stay Red and Don't DYE

Get It? GET IT (In Regards to Title).


*Breaking News!!*
Rupert Grint has just announced that he is not suffering from Wolfbane Hairy Face Syndrome (Did Someone Say Misinformation? http://au.todaytonight.yahoo.com/). The remarkable revelation occurred when he had a shower, only to realise that the excessive amounts of 'hair' where the result of orange lint (from Ginger Pride Day jumper) stuck onto his pasty body by glue. In celebration, the R Gaggers baked him a red velvet face cake, which filled our stomachs and our hearts with gingery goodness.

Love the R Gaggers Team.

Rupo goes Lupo

Rupert Grint has been diagnosed with Lupos Midracius, better known has Wolfbane Hairy Face Synodrome, a disease we know well (did someone say hairy? http://blog.mommypr.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/grinch.jpg) as one of out Team Gaggers suffers from class two of the disease. Better than having tennis elbow, which is pretty humerus. Get it, GET IT? Grint released the following statement:

"I'm making the best out of this situation. I am now more ginger than ever, more ginger than a ginger tree in a ginger pig season. I hope to continue my Ginger Activist Campaign, encouraging red heads worldwide to flaunt their inability to fake tan without bursting into flames. Yes even FAKE tanning causes combustion."

Rupert Grint: A Giver. 

A Haiku

Rupert Grint you are so sweet
I love your hair
So red so stawberry red. Love

Rupert Grint - the next sheen?

Advertising sheeny shiny hair, is Grinto the next to walk down the path of cokebrick road? GET IT?
Rupert was recently evicted from "I'm a redhead celebrity - GET ME OUT OF HERE" as due to his lack of melanin, he was unable to withstand UV rays that the contestants were subjected to. Thus being evicted by 'loyal' team mates. Morgan Freeman went on to win the show. This was seen as a scandal, Morgan Freeman being of Scottish descent, however the show released a statement stating "The show's not about the colour of one's hair. It is about the red hot passion of survival."
Here at R-Gag, we support Rupert in his super hot red rage. He should have won.

We'll post a photo later.
TTFN fellow R-Gaggers

Rupert Grint... Flames of glory

Today, coincidentally the first day of our blog, Rupert became the leading man for the Pantene 'Flames of Glory' campaign. One of our team overheard Rupert conversing to his mother (whom later received a gift basket from pantene) that "I was flaming inside as I posed for the camera, ma. And no, let's have lunch hair. GET IT? GET IT?". The young star is obviously excited due to the scarlett pigment infiltrating his inception. No redheads in that movie. [Did someone say passive aggressive? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/]

Cheers yeah?
Love from all of the team at R-Gag